February 2012
fueledbystarbucks530 asked: /post/18114640618/power2theprincess-the-shirt-i-must You can have the shirt, I wants the whole outfit!!! Especially that skirt.
Me, during S&M scenes ^_^
Cosmo: Yippee! That hurt!
Timmy: No, Cosmo. You're supposed to say 'ouch' when you're hurt.
Cosmo: Oh. Yippee! That ouch!
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
